Letter Offering Donald Trump £1.50 of my own Money
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And here’s a copy of the letter just before it went in the post.
If we Still Carved Things on Chalk Hills
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Ken Hom
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Kate Garraway
Colonel Sanders
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My Failed Attempt to get Kate Garraway’s Autograph
Posted: May 2nd, 2013 | No Comments »
Here’s the nice letter I sent to ITV.
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Here’s the letter just before it went off.
And here’s their hugely disappointing reply.
I really don’t know where to go from here.
Attempt to get the Bank of England to Put Kate Garraway on the New £5 Note
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And here’s the letter just before it went into the envelope.
And here’s their reply. Nice, but disappointing.
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